#1 Album in America

We have to talk about this.

Forget about the 6 dead soldiers in Iraq today. Ignore the storms and the earthquakes. Don't worry yourself about the train that derailed in India and plunged into raging flood waters killing 120 people. This stuff just happens everyday.

But Ashlee Simpson has the #1 album in America. Ashlee Simpson. #1 album.

People, you're making it worse. We're fat, we're violent, we're boring and now we worship Ashlee Simpson and the shadowy gulf that is both her powdered cleavage and her talent.

And speaking of scabby bandaids, stop buying Nickelback albums.

We have an exposure problem in this country. I don't want to get off on a tangent here but we're waging war on the wrong dictator. Clearchannel must be dragged from it's hole. They have been given every chance to stop gassing they're own people but they have simply scoffed at our sanctions and warnings. They are hurting our children. I mean really hurting them! Ashlee Simpson! Our children no longer know the difference between music and cleavage and there IS a difference, I'm almost sure of it. Make no mistake, this is only going to get worse. It will affect those of us who still remember. They will come for us in the end.

So if a young girl walks by and you see Ashlee Simpson displayed on her iPod, stop and talk to her. Help her. If a man walks by and you see Ashlee Simpson displayed on his iPod, kick him in the junk. The life you save may just be your own...