CES Report: Worst In Show

I'm not naming the components of this bizarre rig as my ears and experience don't really give me the credintials to name a 'worst in show', but these deserve mention. Not only were they outragiously expensive and ugly and huge and ugly and expensive and ugly...they sounded bad. Not horrible, but very much not at all good. Also they were expensive and ugly.

The stunningly *insert adjective (e.g. big)* turntable is probably brilliant, but we could only hear it through these ugly, expensive, bad sounding speakers.

They were a good laugh though.